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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

Why did the dog eat poop?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Your mom.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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