What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

Why did I get raped

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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