Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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women's rights.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Fox News.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Q: What did the man do when he won the lottery? A: He kept it for himself and left his family.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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