why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Cancer.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

a person smokes weed... and gets high

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Anti Joke

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