kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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ginger

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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zebras

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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