A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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Your mom is fat

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Michael Brown

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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