Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Women's rights.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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