- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

ugh good riddance

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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