Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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ugh good riddance

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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soccor

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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