Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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I ponder

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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matty russel are you on here

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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