- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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