Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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so dont touch it.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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s e m e n

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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