- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cancer.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Knock knock. Death.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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