Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Seth stock has a large penis

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

Ms. Smoot's class

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Make little things count Teach midgets math

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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