- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Jerry.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

Hi? No!!!!!

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Well educated black man.

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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