- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

Pain Olympics.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

You're tall.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Jersey Shore

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Yes.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Obama

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