whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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School

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Bake until golden at 375

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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