- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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