A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Dogs

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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School

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Bake until golden at 375

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Anti Joke

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