- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Wombat monkey juice.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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