- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Once upon a cross

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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