- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

What's the deal with airline food?

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

Guess What! HI!

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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