What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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connor sucks

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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shea kisses a girl

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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