What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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Jerry.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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