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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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