Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

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colby doesnt shave

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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