How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Fiats

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Dubstep < Music

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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