A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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knock knock. come in.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Ms. Smoot's class

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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