A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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she wasn't 18

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Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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