An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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Spotto

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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