- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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