What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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The Pope

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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