What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

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What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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