- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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