If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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