Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Anagram.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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hey

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Women.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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