- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock.

Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

Once upon a cross

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

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