- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

Dani barton from bob chuckles

? I hate niiggers ?

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

I was born.

Soccer...

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Do you believe this will change?

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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