Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

I like hats XD!

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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