- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

Nicolas Cage's acting.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

knock knock. come in.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Johan showering. . . AWK

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