- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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