A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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Mark Wilson

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Poop

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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