What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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