- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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