Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Take off your shoes.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Neither does he.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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Your social life

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