whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Civil Rights.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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