- Anti Joke

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

what time is it? 3:16

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.