i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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