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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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