whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Gianni

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Hi

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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bitches be crafty.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Wanna here a good joke?

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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