- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Oh, I must be hearing things.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

bitches be crafty.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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