- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

Womens rights.

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

Knock Knock.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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