- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

My tractor broke down.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

Knock knock ... No ones home

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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