- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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