Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

yo mama's so fat!!!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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