- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

a horse walks into a blender ow

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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