What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

liam buchan is gay !

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

You are Nerochan right?

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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