- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

The weels on the bus go...flat

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

knock knock!! kanye west

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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