After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Samantha

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Wade

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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