Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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If life throws you melons... ouch

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Ryan Chang is funny.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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