Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Chicken

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

fart+fart=poop

Black people. They are so kind.

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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