Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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You smell like shit

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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