- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

2 women were sitting quietly

i like tits

a ginger has a soul

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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