how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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fack me!

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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