Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

I have Alzheimer. What?

Jason Connor.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

Why did he die? He was sick.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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