Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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where are you?

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Cows go moo.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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twilight

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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How did th-A fridge.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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Women's rights

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Anti Joke

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